Not a Stalker Song
I got a crush on a blonde singer down in California
She got a ring on her finger, I thought I should warn ya
But this is not a stalker song
I happen to have her sister along
We talked through the night throwing stones in the quarry
She drank all the wine then she slurred me a story
She sang, “This is not a stalker song.
I brought the groom's best man along.”
But back to the blonde I've been pining for
Like the bull to the cape of the matador
She's sexy yet classy she’s soft but she's strong
I happen to have her sister along
We drove through Milpitas but the bars were all closed
So we went to a club where the girls were exposed
At 4 we were kicked out when she climbed up the pole
Drunk on ‘to kill ya’ there were pranks we could pull
She looked at me slyly and said with some spite,
“I know an afterhour’s party that’s going all night.”
I said no, she said yes, and that settled the score
The bride and groom heard a knock at their door
They answered together all sleepy and snug
They clung to each other like the legs on a bug
“What are you two doing here? The party is over.
You can sleep in the guest room if you want to stay over.”
It was at that fine moment that reality struck
It dawned on us then we were two cents short of a buck
So you see, this is not a stalker song
I happen to have her sister along