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My Quotes
"Freedom and equality are not won at the polls. They are won by the hard work and unassailable determination of many individuals working in concert to usher in a state of democracy. It doesn't always sound pretty, but the voices of the oppressed are immutable in their desire to sing in perfect concordance."
"Any political system is only as good as the people who put up with it."
"Time is but a cheap parlor trick before the grand finale, when we all just disappear."
"Telling people to go to another state where certain human rights are recognized is absurd. There are only 50 states, and combined they don't even equal out to a state of sanity."
"Folks, when you reach 40 years of age you can use 'folks' without coming across like a phony. But you gotta wait another 20 years to use 'I'm too old for this shit.'"
"Unicyclists are all dicks."
"Sorry, the media doesn't dictate how I feel about Bin Laden's death: It's a little like getting a slinky for Christmas ten years late from an estranged uncle."
"Yoga enhances your strengths; yard work enhances your weaknesses."
"There are three groups of consummate liars in America: preachers, politicians, and billionaires. Their aims are the same: your mind and your money."
"Criticizing Hitchens for his views on sports is like chewing Mike Tyson's ear off for anything he might have to say on the subject of sewing."
"Criticizing Hitchens for his views on sports is like chewing Mike Tyson's ear off for anything he might have to say on the subject of sewing."
"Palin makes 43 look like Socrates."
"If I cannot be the thorn in their side, I will be the fart in their nose."
"I'm about as diverse as a coffee mug on a coffee table."
"Understanding American economics is key to interpreting political realities."
"Give 'em an inch and they'll take your country."
"There is no 'i' in team but there is 'me'."
"I'm about as diverse as a coffee mug on a coffee table."
"Understanding American economics is key to interpreting political realities."
"Give 'em an inch and they'll take your country."
"There is no 'i' in team but there is 'me'."
"I don't debate propaganda. I make it."
"The Queen in Snow White likes to give away free, shiny, red apples. So do social network billionaires."
"No one will lose their jobs protesting corporations. We must stop using this as an excuse for non-action or tactics which fall short of being effective. Those who cause the problems we're facing need to be named and targeted with direct, non-violent actions. Many of our financial institutions and companies are obviously above the law -- and their collective business practices are directly causing homelessness, joblessness, and poverty in our nation. Collectively, they impact us all negatively when they subvert our government and our basic human rights. In the end, we're not only doing ourselves a favor, but we're doing them a favor as well: they cannot profit off a nation of repressed, homeless, and destitute consumers. And nor should we allow for them to direct our society down this path."
Media Quotes
"The freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon flying around in here."
-Gordon Ramsay
